Brad Gosse Mystery Box Size:Small Any holiday gathering of adults

Any holiday gathering of adults where the presence of a book called Santa's Lil Humper on the table generates appropriate festivity

It is for adults who have processed mortality enough to find the absurdist angle and find that angle more useful than pretending it isn't there

and that committed party has spurs

Illustrated in cartoon art and narrated with the exhausted resignation of someone who has genuinely tried everything and the rooster remains

Gift-givers looking for something to give a new parent that isn't a onesie

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