A Candle for Karens champagne No pressure there

No pressure there

I'm staying in

Sage Wood & Sea Salt

don’t you realize a Glade Plug-Ins is going to make your room smell way better than a fucking scented candle

Folgers might be what gets you out of bed in the morning but not me

A Candle for Karens champagne No pressure thereWho let her in here? Damn, we were all just minding our own businesses behind masks and politeness distances at Trader Joe's and in stormed THIS walking can of hair spray. She startled me so much I dropped my non dairy oat beverage, which you know is vital to my health after that last bout with lactose intolerance at the skating rink. It's the question that keeps haunting us all. No really, who let her in here? Spiky Hair Styling Mousse Scented