Pencils for Midlife Crisis root beer float THE FUCK DOWN

THE FUCK DOWN

Smells like tequila & a multivitamin

the one who is always the most responsible

I would do it 24/7

I'm never drinking again

Pencils for Midlife Crisis root beer float THE FUCK DOWNWho Says Existential Dread Can't Be Fun? Congratulations, youve made it to middle age! All those years of being financially responsible means you can finally buy a motorcycle and the bitchin leather jacket to match. Or maybe a year long silent meditation retreat is more your speed. Either way, youve earned it, after all. At least thats what youre going to tell yourself on the way to surf camp. Pencils: I Should Go Back to School Signed Up for Banjo