Because to die means to be put into a graveyard from the battlefield, a creature or planeswalker that is exiled instead doesn't "die." Abilities that would trigger when it dies won't trigger
Why not equip an big army of creature tokens with a bag of Treasure tokens or something
Characteristics: Simple Design : Common cards typically feature basic Pokmon with straightforward abilities or attacks
In Commander, this card isn't quite as strong, since you only have one copy, but wow is this card really punishing
This will probably always be worth at least something, so its not the worst pull
The skip-turn ability becomes tolerable when paired with protection or stall pieces like Single Combat, Mystic Remora, or Teferi's Protection