Ultima Weapon fills the role of a very big equipment without any of that, and is a rare unique to the starter decks
Sephiroth falls more firmly into the "death and taxes" camp than he does card-draw, gaining +1/+1 every time an opponent-controlled creature dies
While you have your usual win-conditions with Underworld Breach and Ad Nauseam, you also get a unique combo with Derevi, Empyral Tactician
whenever it dies I just mutate it back from the graveyard over and over again
Of course, with only 11 items in the deck, it's unlikely that the card on top of your deck will be an item
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