The only catch is that you'll need a Sam's Club membership to participate, and these typically sell for $50 per year
The middle triggered ability considers any turn and any player, so that burn player dealing out chunks of damage, or the black player that paid life to cast a spell, and that Colossal Dreadmaw that trampled over a 2/2
Ironically, the best Commander for this deck may be a reprint
Spore Frog to fog every turn, Seal of Primordium to keep wiping out artifacts and enchantments, Pernicious Deed to keep board wiping, Plaguecrafter to keep them sacrificing creatures or Planeswalkers its strong stuff when it gets going
If the token is a copy of a noncreature card, it will still have haste, though that won't matter unless that token somehow becomes a creature
Goad forces enemy creatures to attack someone other than the Goad effect's caster, which can force weak utility creatures to charge right into their doom against opposing blockers