Noah has since moved on from Wizards (this will be a common theme, as you'll see)
Context: Academy was known
Whenever a new set comes out, I love looking for cards that work well with Stoneforge Mystic
While is pretty steep for a 5/3 creature, when it enters, its first chapter destroys target creature a foe controls, its second chapter is the your foe loses the game one, which is obviously awesome, and the third chapter draws you two cards and forces all players to lose two life
With that out of the way, let's answer the biggest MTG dimensions questions: How big is an MTG card
Maybe the best measure of a Magic card design is how helpless a fresh player is to the ideas that come to mind while reading it, despite what seems like very little English language input