Seasons Beatings Whats Great About Season's Beatings: This is from the first UN set that Magic did, meaning that while it isnt legal in most formats it is a very fun card for any sort of cube or casual event between friends This card got to be quite pricey because its a very efficient card in that format and it was only printed in one set over a decade ago 9
The main reason to run towns are town payoffs, or cards that care about towns like Balamb Garden, SeeD Academy or The Wandering Minstrel
The first is true boilerplate detective fiction like Kim Newman's The Big Fish, where actual film noir style detectives meet the Mythos
This means flavour text takes up a lot more space than you might think, forcing all the other words to pack in into a tighter space
(See the first point for more on this.) This means that not only are you not always going to hit anything good, when you do it might not even matter

Aang, Destined Savior Akoum Battlesinger Akroma's Memorial Alibou, Ancient Witness Alibou, Ancient Witness Anger Arlinn, Embraced by the Moon Badgermole Barbarian Class Blacksmith's Talent Bloodsworn Steward Blur Sliver Centaur Chieftain Cloudshredder Sliver Concordant Crossroads Cyclops of Eternal Fury Dalakos, Crafter of Wonders Deathleaper, Terror Weapon Domri Rade Dragonlord Kolaghan Earthbending Student Ellywick Tumblestrum Emblem of the Warmind Embodiment of Fury Embodiment of Insight Fervor Fires of Yavimaya Firewake Sliver Firion, Wild Rose Warrior Frostcliff Siege Gallia of the Endless Dance Garna, the Bloodflame Ghired, Mirror of the Wilds Gimli's Reckless Might Glissa's Retriever Goblin Chieftain Goblin Warchief Hammer of Purphoros Heart Sliver Hellraiser Goblin Hot Pursuit Immediate Action Immersturm Battlefield (playtest) Invigorating Hot Spring Kamahl, Heart of Krosa Karrthus, Tyrant of Jund Keldon Strike Team Kickoff Celebrations Kragma Warcaller Krang, Utrom Warlord Lavaleaper Lightning Mauler Madrush Cyclops Maelstrom Wanderer Mass Hysteria Maze Rusher Nahiri's Resolve Najeela, the Blade-Blossom Najeela, the Blade-Blossom Najeela, the Blade-Blossom Oni of Wild Places Avatar Order of Sacred Dusk Path of Mettle Phabine, Boss's Confidant Purphoros, Bronze-Blooded Reflex Sliver Rhythm of the Wild Rising of the Day Roar of Resistance Runadi, Behemoth Caller Samut, Tyrant Smasher Samut, Voice of Dissent
