When the die-cutter slices the card, it exposes microscopic white fibers, creating a "chipped" look
Scalpers are people who buy up a large quantity of a popular item to resell it at a higher price
SCRIV, THE OBLIGATOR Every insults new best friend, this four drop legend has an okay body but makes it deadly with deathtouch and flying

Asmodeus the Archfiend Auntie Blyte, Bad Influence Bedlam Reveler Body Dropper Brimstone Vandal Carnage Interpreter Chain Devil Chained Brute Charmbreaker Devils Devilish Valet Festival Crasher Fiendish Duo Flayer of the Hatebound Footlight Fiend Forge Devil Frenzied Devils Gang of Devils Gibbering Fiend Glistening Goremonger Havoc Devils Havoc Jester Heckling Fiends Hellrider Henzie "Toolbox" Torre Hobblefiend Hulking Devil Impetuous Devils Infernal Captor Jalum Grifter Lorcan, Warlock Collector Mahadi, Emporium Master Mayhem Devil Mayhem Patrol Pain Distributor Perforating Artist Pitchburn Devils Pyretic Prankster Rad Rascal Rakdos Cackler Rakdos Headliner Raphael, Fiendish Savior Reckless Detective Riot Devils Scalding Devil Scourge Devil Sin Prodder Sower of Chaos Spiteful Prankster Squealing Devil Stone-Throwing Devils The Beamtown Bullies Tibalt's Rager Torch Fiend Vengeful Devil Vexing Devil Wildfire Devils Witty Roastmaster Zurzoth, Chaos Rider

Slow, but it's cheap enough that I think it's solid
In my book, the Commanders Bundle should be worth it