I Did Not Let The Dogs Out… But My Python Wants To Say Hi Size:M and trying to impress people

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and fully fueled by caffeine dependency

this shirt captures that magical moment when the mission is finally accomplished and all that's left to say is:

And some days you watch your very last flying f*ck flap its wings

I Did Not Let The Dogs Out… But My Python Wants To Say Hi Size:M and trying to impress peopleDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Sophisticated? No. Subtle? Barely. Funny? Absolutely. This shirt takes one of the most overplayed phrases in human history and drags it straight into the gutter where it belongs. The joke lands in layers. First comes the big loud setup. Then your brain notices the python. Then suddenly the whole shirt becomes the kind of juvenile innuendo that wouldve gotten somebody thrown out of a dive bar in 1997. Which,