Players will really have to get into the late-game in order to play them, by which point they're a little redundant
Everyone has different opinions on what cards are stupid broken and why, and there's no true answer which is best
This could allow you to Exile all of your opponents permanents with Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger, for example
If the copied permanent is a token, Absorbing Man copies the original characteristics of that token as stated by the effect that created that token, with the listed exceptions
The decks trying to opt out of the proverbial go-bigger arms race
Summon: Fat Chocobo is the exception, as it just puts tons of stats on the board, but most 3-5 mana threats arent really what this deck is looking for