Time Spiral Time Spiral comes from that era of Magic design when they were trying to make fixed versions of broken cards but just ended up making a different broken card altogether
Tovolar, Dire Overlord in particular is thrilled to see a one-mana Wolf that can attack with relative impunity early in the game
Lightning Crocs While Crocs arent the best way to run into battle in the aggressive world of Magic: The Gathering, that's the exact reason this card from LiquidLuckGaming on Etsy is funny, as you can now imagine your favorite commander, like The Gitrog Monster, trying to fit into these
Being at the bottom of the ocean while these mortifying huge jellyfish approach you no thanks
This felt like a similar response to what my Whatnot piece uncovered, but I had a decent amount of pushback from experts and companies
Dragons go stomp-stomp, roar, cast lots of them and smash your opponents