Against the current TCGplayer market price of $204.47, neither retailer has hit market value just yet, but Walmart has come close
You know I love tension, gamers
If that creature is equipped, it gains first strike and vigilance until end of turn instead
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I guess if you reserve all of your sadism for masochists you could be considered a compassionate sadist, but thats a corner case at best
If anything, this stark difference in how Spellbooks and Conjure mechanics are used is likely one of many factors thatll keep them out of paper