You chuckle at another card on the battlefield: Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
Sporesower Thallid Sporesower Thallid is a 4/4 for four and can exchange three spore counters for a Saproling
The name implies that this is a marble statue that's animated, which fits with the flavour of a lot of artifact creatures, but he's so happy and flamboyant to be alive
Just be careful not to take it too far, or to have backup plans like Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose
With all the extra combat enablers, it's very easy to be able to win the game with one series of attacks
Instead of caring about magical artifacts, like many Kaladesh cards, Authority of the Consuls has a basic and universally effective application - making the opponents' creatures enter the battlefield tapped