Activate only if red sources you controlled dealt 4 or more noncombat damage this turn and only as a sorcery
Obvious use in Sami, Wildcap Captain aside, there are plenty of decks from Osgir to Daretti that want cheap equipment in play to weld away or to recur from the yard
Carnage Tyrant The card for green players who are sick of facing control decks, Carnage Tyrant is a big ol' dinosaur who takes no prisoners, and shrugs off counterspells and removal alike
Zodiark, Umbral God Zodiark enters the battlefield and forces each player to sacrifice half of their non-God creatures, rounded down
WotCs legal department is able to effectively argue that playing a Magic tournament for prizes doesnt constitute gambling
If its larger than that, youll feel amazing, as it will indubitably have trample in a Treefolk build