Doug the carpet munching pug (Signed Copy) Satire and you need a quick

and you need a quick hit of dopamine that only a cardboard box full of my questionable inventory can provide

or did you break up with them first

painfully earnest icebreakers

Got a weird

He has too many brides

Doug the carpet munching pug (Signed Copy) Satire and you need a quickMeet Doug, the pug with a passion so specific, its downright absurd. Doug the Carpet Munching Pug takes you on a hilariously inappropriate journey through the life of a dog whos more interested in destroying floor decor than chasing tennis balls. If youve ever wondered, Can a dog develop an obsession with carpet fibers? the answer is a resounding (and cringeworthy) yes. Doug isnt just a carpet muncher; hes a carpet devouring connoisseur. From the