I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER Color:Gray The contrast does exactly what

The contrast does exactly what you think it does

or any situation where you need to channel some unbothered energy

camping trips with friends who share your sense of humor

they need this

then read the bottom line and react again — and that second one is the whole product

I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER Color:Gray The contrast does exactly whatAbout This Design A grinning retro pitchman in a mustard cardigan presents a misting ultrasonic humidifier with the full sincerity of a 1950s appliance ad. Underneath, bold distressed type reads "I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER" and below that, in flowing greeting card cursive: "cause I can't breathe without her." The wholesome staging does the setup. The headline does the crime. The love note flips the whole thing into something almost sweet. Why