Being Straight Was My Phase Unisex Hoodie sarcastic shirt Machine washable (because fighting the

Machine washable (because fighting the patriarchy gets messy)

and fade-resistant

lightweight jersey fabric

- Tumble dry: low heat

transforming "Rituals of Resistance" into an interactive grimoire that evolves with your practice and documents your magical journey

Being Straight Was My Phase Unisex Hoodie sarcastic shirt Machine washable (because fighting thePlot twist! The watercolor galaxy vibes on this one are absolutely dreamy, and the message? Pure gold. For all my fellow queers who tried the straight life and said "nah, this ain't it." These cosmic moon phases represent our beautiful journey to authenticity. Sometimes the best magic happens when you stop pretending to be someone you're not! Introducing the perfect blend of comfort and style with this full zip hooded sweatshirt. Designed for those